Fifteen Hundred Bucks
Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the...
Medical Jokes
Mhath
yek roz yek pesar doste samimie khodesho mibin...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet em...
I can't feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terri...
I must have really escaped.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the re...
QUESTION : WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN...
QUESTION : WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OR...
pilsberry dough boy
why did the pilsberry dough boy die?
because...
How old are you?
Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your...
The Successful Psychiatrists
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied of...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me...
Plain English Diagnosis
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to...
Cough Syrup
John was a clerk in a small chemist shop but h...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the ...
Top 12 signs your surgeon may not be legit
12> His gown opens in back, showing nothing...
The Top 13 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
13. Its clever name? "Whatevercare"
12. Sta...
The Human Couch
A woman with shortness on breath who weighed a...
Good Old Fred
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was...
Geriatric Communication
An old man goes to his doctor and says, �I don...
Hmmm...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining o...
Stewed Tomatoes
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tell...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts o...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it's way to t...
Tennis Elbow
A man complained to his friend "My elbow hurts...
ANT jOKES! :)
WHAT DO ANTS TAKE WHEN THEY NEED MEDICINE?
AN...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting r...