I can't feel my legs!


A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -
"DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!


"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc...
"I've cut off both of your arms."

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