Geriatric Communication

An old man goes to his doctor and says, �I don't think my wife's hearing is as
good as it used to be, what I should do?�
The doctor replies, �Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in
the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question.
If she doesn't respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears
you.�
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet
behind her and says, �What's for dinner, honey?� No response. He moves to ten
feet behind her and asks again, no response. Five feet, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, �Honey, what's for supper?�
She says, �For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!�