Undress in front of Doctor
During her annual checkup, the well-constructe...
Medical Jokes
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter ask...
Following Doctor's Orders
Patient: It's been one month since my last vis...
Advice on how to live longer
A fellow went to the doctor who told him that ...
Official Diagnosis
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver hi...
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an...
Dr. Blonde
A brunette asks her blonde if she can lend her...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elb...
An optometrist
An optometrist was instructing a new employee ...
Old Age
Two old men in a retirement village were sitti...
Circumcision
A handsome young lad went into the hospital fo...
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
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Impaired Vision
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Telle...
Cleaner Polishes Off Patients
This is true story from the newspaper The Cape...
Bananas
As part of the admission procedure in the hosp...
Where's My Heart
Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was p...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA ...
The professor
The professor of a contract law class asked on...
Keep fit... die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a d...
Flu?
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, '...
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a ...
Baby in the cab
A man come into the ER yelling, "My wife's goi...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in t...
Stop, Doc! I Can't Take Any More!
My doctor is so funny - he keeps me in stiches...