A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry
about getting seasick.
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the
dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''
The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''
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