Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told
the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was
performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl.
Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that don�t even include the
anesthesiologist!"
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