Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

A young doctor


A young doctor moved out to a small community ...

Organ donor


"Are you an organ donor?"
"No, but I once gav...

Need the Eggs


Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?...

Keep off the Grass


A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, whe...

Confusion


A psychiatrist visited a California mental ins...

When I get out


Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local ...

10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery


1. "The knee bones connected to the...jaw bone...

Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears


A man was in a bad accident and was injured. B...

The Diff............


Whats does a short sighted Gynacologist and a ...

Getting Better


Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting...

Psychiatrists and Patients


How do you tell the difference between the psy...

Stethoscope


A doctor was in the car with her 4-year-old da...

Nurses Revenge


A bigshot business man had to spend a couple o...

Emergency Room True Story


I am a medical student currently doing a rotat...

Psychology


A Psychology professor was giving a lecture on...

Gynecologist Painter


One day, a painter found himself short of help...

Doctor,Doctor


Doctor,doctor i feel like i am being ignored
...

Cures what ails ya


The other day I was sitting in the doctor's of...

Get a heart transplant


A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw tw...

Diet Problems


I must be following my diet too closely. I kee...

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A
woman goes to her doctor who verifi...

2 Docs on a Date.


At a medical convention, a male doctor and a f...

Try to remember


Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink c...

I spill most of it


"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I jus...

Fountain Pen


Telephone rings at a Doctors residence


Docto...