Busted
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was dr...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Mud
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
There once was a li...
Are You Ready for Children?
Are you considering having children? To determ...
It hurts!
q. What did the scientist say when his son dro...
Christmas Carols
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to wri...
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A ca...
The names
A girl walks into the kitchen and asks her mom...
Put them in a barking lot
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of th...
Mice
A.What do mice have for breakfeast
Q.Mice cri...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teac...
Closer to the ground
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pier...
Cow crossing
Why did the cow cross the road
:to f...
My Dad Makes Money By...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging abou...
Teachers gift
As the end of the year rolls around, a kinderg...
Sleeping
Q: what do you call a bull that sleeps
A: a b...
Grocery Shopping
A man observed a woman in the grocery store wi...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?
Was ...
Bad news/Good news
Mother to teenage daughter:
"The bad news i...
The Nose Picking Glossary
* THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and u...
The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother think...
Little Johnny's Breakfast
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to break...
Santa's Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into t...
Snowmen
Two snowmen in a field one says to the other o...
More riddles from the Schoolyard
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet...