A girl walks into the kitchen and asks her mom, mommy, why is my name Voilet?
the mom answers: because the first thing that fell on your head when you were born was a violot.
then the other girl walks into the kitchen and asks: mommy, why is my name Rose?
the mom answers and said, because the first thing that fell on your head when you were born was a Rose.
then the mom heard moaning in the other room, and she said: SHUT UP FRIDGE!
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