Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Little fire fighters


What did the mexican fire fighter and his wife...

Little Johnny at the Zoo


Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mot...

Children's Books?


"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New...

Anit-freeze


How do you make anit-freeze?


answer- take aw...

The skeleton


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


He ...

A Moron is a Moron


A first grade teacher explains to her class th...

10 signs to see if your kid is a nerd.


10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, p...

I have lost my father


Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he we...

Chalkboard Assignment


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Blood Test


Two children were sitting outside a clinic. On...

Blush


Why did the tomato blush? cos he seen the s...

Dust you are and...


A little boy had just got home from Sunday Sch...

HE YOUR SO COOL ILL CALL YOU...


HE YOUR SO COOL ILL CALL YOU ...

Sent to his room


"When I was a youngster," complained the frust...

Snail talk


Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto...

Bart's Lines


On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...

Goldilocks


Q. What is Goldilocks in the winter?


A. Cold...

Snowman and a vampire?


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a...

Fathers Day at Kindergarden


It was Fathers day at kindergarten and it was ...

No, the whole body.


Teacher : Where were you born ?
child : Ameri...

Eating alone


The teacher of an earth science class was lect...

Fish joke


What do you get when you cross something that ...

Great Truths About Life


1. No matter how hard you try, you can't bapti...

Little Johnny's Warning


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in sch...

French Woman


How long does it take a french woman to take a...