Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Help Me Ring the Bell


Walking down the street, a man passes a house ...

Johnny is Drinking Again


An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the loung...

Toooooo Cute!


A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see ...

WHITNEY AND DAIVD


hello
one day david kiss whitney
lol lol lol...

Johnny gets his license


Johnny had just received his brand new drivers...

Guesse wat that is


what is pink, red and black?
dead baby in a c...

when mommy came to work for us?"


The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- ...

How they make clouds.


One afternoon there was a family who was comin...

Cow on heat


Little Jonny did not go to school one day. The...

Lesson In Logic


A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a...

Paul


why did the police-man pu him self in jail? ...

The fool


One day, little Isaac says to his dad, �Did yo...

Carrot Giant


what do you call a giant with carrots stuck in...

Skeliten


why didnt the skeliten go 2 da party?
cose h...

Typical Sibling Banter


A little girl was overheard speaking to her ol...

Can little girls have babies


Little Johnny came running into the house and ...

Indifferent


One day, during English class, the teach says,...

Nuts


Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Wa...

Mutated Gene


All children who entered the world in the 1980...

Spoiled kid


Spoiled! When he was a new born his parents h...

Gin Experiment


A science teacher set up a simple experiment t...

Failing Math


A little girl was failing math. Her mother enr...

Bob


your so fat you went in the ocean and every bo...

How Johnny Learned His Numbers


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...

Johnny married?


Little Johnny is seven years old and is sittin...