Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?A: He was looking for Pooh. Q: What goes, 99-cluck, 99-clunk, 99-clunk?A: A centipede with a wooden leg. Q: Why do Aunts, uncles, and cousins depend on you?A: Because without U they wouldn't exist!
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