As the end of the year rolls around, a kindergarten teacher starts getting presents from the children in her class.
First, a little girl whose father owns the meat shop in town hands her a box.
The teacher shakes it and says, �I bet it�s some beef jerky.�
�It is!� the girl cries.
Then a little boy whose father owns a local candy store hands her a box.
The teacher shakes it and says, �I bet this is some candy.�
�Yes, it is!� the boy squeals.
Finally, a boy whose dad owns a liquor store comes forward. As the teacher takes the present, she notices it�s leaking.
After tasting a drop from the box, she says, �I bet it�s white wine.�
�No,� the little boy says.
So the teacher puts a few more drops into her mouth. �It�s champagne, right?� she says.
�Nope!� the little boy cries, happy that he has fooled his teacher.
�I give up,� she says. �What is it?�
The little boy shouts, �It�s a puppy!�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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