My grandfather has the heart of a lion:
And a lifetime ban from the Zoo
Lion Jokes
My Grandfather had the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
How do you kill a purple elephant?
**With a purple elephant gun.**
How do you kil...
Have you heard about the newest trend of restaurants serving Lion Burgers?
Apparently, it's causing quite the uproar.
This guy worked at an aquarium
So this guy got a job as an assistant at an aqu...
A guy brings his Giraffe into a bar...
... but the giraffe bumps his head on the ceili...
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Exactly !
90 year man: My 30 year wife is pregnant, your...
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?
499.
What are the three steps to putting an el...
A lion would never (Old joke)
A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tige...
What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle?
Wipe it off and apologise
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells,
"Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!".
What does the lion say
I'm the king and I don't care what other says.
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven...
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven where he i...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
Read this on facebook. Hilarious haha
STUDENT...
"And that's the last time I ever pet a lion",
said Tom, offhandedly.
A man and a tiger walk into a bar.
A man and a tiger walk into a bar for a night o...
King of the Jungle
Bull says to Lion with a smirk on his face,
"L...
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complai...
New Era
Dad, Mom and their kid went to the zoo.
Afterwa...
I have the heart of a lion..
.. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and...
A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo.
Scientists have developed a new species of dolphin.
The dolphins seemingly live forever, so long as...