90 year man: My 30 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?
Dr: Let me tell you a story..
A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of gun.He moves in to the jungle,sees a lion,lifts the umbrella,pulls the handle &BANG.. the lion drops dead.!
Old man: That's impossible, someone
else must have shot the lion.
Dr: EXACTLY ..!
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