Bull says to Lion with a smirk on his face,
"Listen bro, why ya let ya wife get away wit everything? She yells at ya, bullies ya around, and ya just take it like a pushover. Ha! See, with ma wife, all I gots ta do is hit 'er on 'er horns, like BAM, and she shut up and stay quiet."
The Lion looks at the Bull who is radiating with pride and egotism, and says,
"Well, you see, that's why my wife is a queen, and your wife is a cow."
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