Slippery
Fred had just came back from a hiking trip, whe...
Lion Jokes
Lion in a Hat
What do you call a lion wearing a hat?
A Dan...
What's the Charge?
A young man worked at an aquarium feading the a...
Savanna Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had a...
Giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks...
The Perils of Growing Older
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two ...
Who Scares Humans the Most?
A bear, a lion and a chicken were having a disc...
What Happens When a Lion Roars?
What happens when a lion roars?
Tom n Jerry ...
Amazing Facts 8
#1
Every time you sneeze some of your brain ce...
Looking For Daddy
A man told the ringmaster that he was intereste...
Dandelion
A fashionably dressed big cat (dandy lion)
Tom Swifty
"Pass me the shellfish," said Tom crabbily.
"...
Lion
A waiter on a ship said to a boarding lion "sir...
Lion
Why didn't Megan Fox run from the man-eating li...
My dad has a heart of a lion
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I went to the Zoo the other day
and there was a loaf of Hovis in the Lion enclo...
Why won't Lion win Best Picture?
Starving Indian children has always been a naan...
My friends asked me to impersonate a lion.
It was a roaring success.
At the watering hole, an elephant suddenly picked up a tortoise and flung it as far away as he could.
A lion asked, "Why'd you do that?" The elephant...
A gorilla that swung too far
A zoo was barely making ends meet. The head zoo...
My grandfather had a heart of a lion...
and also a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
which is what happens when there aren't enough ...
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban from the local zoo
A English teacher says to a African student..
"okay you're doing really good with your Englis...
What did the lion say to the lamb?
I will eat you right me-ow.