How do you kill a purple elephant?

**With a purple elephant gun.**

How do you kill a blue elephant?

**You tie a knot in it's trunk until it turns purple then shoot it with a purple elephant gun.**

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

**Open the door and put it inside**

How do you put a lion in the refrigerator?

**Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the lion.**

A Purple elephant is holding a meeting of all the animals in the world. What animal is not there?

**The lion, he is still in the refrigerator.**

You are on a safari in a jungle. You pass a sign that says beware of purple elephants. You hear a loud elephant's scream behind you as you come to a river. It has a sign that says beware of piranhas. How do you get across?

**You swim. The piranhas are still at the Elephant's meeting.**

A funny string of jokes I heard a while back. Hope you enjoyed them! Tell them to your friends, it's better to hear in person than read.