Lion Jokes
Did you hear about the circus performance gone wrong?
The lion tamer was mauled, it was in tents.
Hawk, lion and a skunk...
Three animals were having a huge argument over ...
What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa?
One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' Afr...
How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?
Remove an electron.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
you just open the door and put him in there.
H...
In the Jungle
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle an...
A man and his giraffe...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and s...
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe and...
How do you stop a Lion from charging?
have a successful dentistry practise.
A man opens up a zoo...
One day a man decides to quit his job and open ...
There were 500 bricks on a plane...
One fell out. How many were left?
499
What ar...
An unemployed biologist was looking for a job...
He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for ...
Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck
After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got maule...
Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?
Or was Snoop Lion ?
Why did the Lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.
Big John
A man moves from New York City to the heart of ...
Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade
Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacture...
Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife?
No, but a Tiger Wood.
Why was the lion alone and disheartened?
He lost his pride in a bet
My grandpa has a heart of a lion...
... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an e...
Unhappy with the lion's rule, the hippos decided to create a new government after themselves
Sadly, it often contradicted itself
Drunk Giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walk...
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He swallowed his pride.