Lion Jokes

Lion Jokes

Lion, Tiger, Lawyer,


Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, ...

Blonde Movie


Once there was a blonde and a burnette sitting...

Bag of Sand for Lion


Three guys, a red head, a brunet, and a blond,...

Are You Ready For The Working World?Are You Ready


This quiz consists of four questions that tell...

The Rabbit's Thesis


One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in...

A game of animal football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...

Encountering a bear


A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa whe...

How to Write Your Thesis


Scene: It's a fine beautiful day in the forest...

Big Game Mishap


A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...

The Top 16 Disney Excuses for Using Haitian Sweatshops


!6. "Asian sweatshops all booked solid with Ni...

Animal Football


The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


16. Every time you press Return and there is p...

Get out of it


A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife...

Lose our jobs


One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attemp...

Bar


I walked in to a bar with a giraffe and it get...

Two lions


Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One...

Allen's Distinction: The lion


Allen's Distinction: The lion and the calf sh...

Out of Work?


One day an out of work mime is visiting the zo...

Help!


One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She ...

The Gangsta lion


What did one lion say to the other lion? What ...

Learn from the Lion


After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion f...

Lion, tiger, lawyer, elevator


Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, ...

Interesting Facts


1. The longest one-syllable word in the Englis...

Le Joke


Un homme a dit au ringmaster qu'il etait inter...

Stupid lion


Man: I'm taking my wife on an African Safari. ...