A man and a tiger walk into a bar.

A man and a tiger walk into a bar for a night of drinking. As the night goes on, the pair begin to get incredibly drunk and so they decide it best to go home. The man gets up and heads toward the door, the tiger follows. However, as they approach the door the tiger collapses.

"You can't leave that lying here!" screams the bartender.

Shocked the man turns.

"What? That's not a lion, that's a tiger!"

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