What happens when you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Answer:It becomes cold duh!
What happens you p...
Lion Jokes
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar...
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar and deci...
Jake has a pet giraffe...
One day Jake is taking his giraffe for a walk, ...
A man and his pet goat walk into a bar.
It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good ni...
I recently rewatched The Lion King and just noticed how many metaphors there were...
I guess you can say there was a whole lot of *S...
What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter)
They both have Sandy Claws.
BOOM!
Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
After all, it's only a whim away.
The tale of Big Bad John
This fellow was out looking for work. He sees a...
A penguin's car breaks down.
He takes it to a garage and the mechanic says, ...
So this Ethiopian's eating a lion right...
Just kidding
What happens when you come across lion?
Wipe it off and say sorry.
Lion tamer wanted
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and ...
What does it mean when a lion roars?
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar!
The Barman says "I'm serving narnia"
SMILE | The After-Effects of Marriage
A lion was getting married and all animals atte...
Quintuple pun
There once was a scientist who was doing resear...
A child falls into a lion pit at the zoo...
The crowd is shocked, but a man jumps into the ...
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the local zoo
I remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket…
"Hey, grandson! Wanna see how far I can kick th...
A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight.
"Oh no, not canned meat again!"
A lion walks into a bar and sits down...
He demands a drink. The bartender tells him “We...
Two elderly Russian veterans go to travel in the jungles of Congo
Two elderly Russian veterans go to travel in th...
So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...
...and so I approached the door with some nerve...
A guy runs into a saloon and yells "everybody clear out, Big John's comin' to town!"
A couple minutes later a mountain of a man ride...