A lion walks into a bar and sits down...

He demands a drink. The bartender tells him “We don’t serve lions, I'm sorry.” The lion, becoming angry, demands again that he be served. The bartender more forcefully refuses service. The lion, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.” The bartender again repeats the bar's policy on not serving lions. The lion is outraged and, in order to show his dominance, eats the woman. Almost instantly, the lion becomes woozy and feels lightheaded, he asks the bartender "What's happening?" The bartender says, “That was a Barbitchyouate.”

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