Why was simba grounded?
Because he was lion!
Please.
Please kill me..
Lion Jokes
A guy walks into a bar...
.... with a giraffe.
They sit down at the bar a...
How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?
Remove an electron.
Food and Country
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech ...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking
As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the g...
Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other...
When one accuses the other...
"He's the CHEETAH...
Why can't you ever trust a cat?
Because they are always lion
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, ...
and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo.
There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
"499"
There are three steps to putting an elep...
Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show.
"That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."
What does The Lion King have a lot of?
Simbalism
A Cowboy and A giraffe
A cowboy and a giraffe walk into a bar and star...
What did the Lion say to the Rhino?
Y NO LEGS!
How do you catch a unique lion?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame lion...
What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?
David Lee Roth was in Van Halen
Snoop Lion was...
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe.
A man walks into a bar with his giraffe.
He b...
What does raccoon say to a lion king
Raccoon say raccoon a matama
...
Thank u my son
The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, a...
A man discovered that feeding seagulls to his porpoises will make them live forever.
A man discovered that feeding seagulls to his p...
What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny
"I don't know dad" responds a perplexed Johnny....
Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?
"Orff Orff Orff Orff!"
Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots.
One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchas...
Narnia joke
So the Lion from the Chronicles of Narnia is ta...
Would a lion cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger wood.