Missionary friend told me this joke on the pulpit before going to Argentina.
So a pair of righteous Mormon missionaries are ...
Lion Jokes
A guy went to his heraldry designer
...with a Lion couchant that he had drawn up. H...
So a cetologist found a formula to stop aging in certain species
Dr. Smalls was a world famous cetologist who fo...
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: You open the door, put the giraffe in, close...
I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...
a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Big Artie
There once was a Hitman named Big Artie.
Thing...
My dad had the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
The Christian Lion
A priest is traveling through a jungle as he co...
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing rabbits
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing r...
The zoo inspector and the monkey
Once upon a time, an inspector planned to come ...
The janitor at the zoo
A janitor at a zoo gets called into the manager...
I love the Lion King...
...but Simba is so slow.
Sometimes I wish ...
The apprentice lion tamer
The old lion tamer is retiring, and is training...
What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?
The *itseems*.
Because the lion is not as fie...
Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep?
He's a lion in a coma.
A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!)
A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah ...
Lion King joke
Q: Why is Simba an orphan?
A: Because his dad ...
A lion walks into a bar...
...and sits down for a drink. He is followed in...
A Camel Walks Into A Bar
A lady and her camel walk into a bar. When the ...
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar...
They both get really drunk and the giraffe pass...
Let's play the lion and the lion tamer
Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat
You are a lioness and I am your lion..
..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!
What do you call a robber telling a falsehood?
[Snoop Lyin'](http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/u...
What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle?
Wipe it off and apologise.