Lion Jokes
How do we know nature shows are telling the truth about lions?
They might be lion.
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls of...
Why did simbas father die in lion king?
Because he couldn't Mufasa.
One day a biologist discovered..
One day a biologist discovered that she'd accid...
Bar lion
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. He...
A new missionary arrives in Africa . . .
A missionary had just arrived at his new statio...
A leopard cub gets in trouble at school
So this leopard cub, at cat school, gets in tro...
Intelligence Services Contest
There once was a contest to determine the best ...
Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?
He couldn't swallow his pride.
My dad has the heart of a lion
And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.
My grandad has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo
To catch a Tiger
So there was a competition organized to see whi...
The Human-like Gorilla
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before...
My Grandpa has the heart of a Lion...
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo
What did the tiger say to the detective?
I'm not lion.
Ill be here all week...
My dad said I'm likeable.
I think of myself more as a lion but whatever.
My orange tabby tried to convince me he was a big cat today
I don't believe him since he's known for lion.
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the trut...
I must be getting old...
While reading a post about someone asking for "...
A funny joke I read somewhere...
Ok so the Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe was ...
A Harley biker
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washingt...
If you had one bullet and there was a Lion, a bear and a jaguar. What do you do?
If you were in the middle of the forest and the...
You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?
Get your drunk as off the carousel.