One day a biologist discovered..

One day a biologist discovered that she'd accidentally bred a strange mutation into the dolphins that she'd been working with. It seemed that they stopped aging entirety, but only if fed a very specific diet of baby seagulls. The research was astounding, but the supply of seagulls rapidly ran out! With only a few hours until the next feeding, desperate measures were necessary. Being far inland, the biologist decides that the easiest way to get the birds will be to steal them from the local zoo. She gets into the zoo easily, but the only way to the bird house is through lion exhibit! Sneaking very carefully, she manages to not wake a single lion. Once the birds were found and stashed in a bag, she snuck back out only to run headlong into the security guard. Needless to say, she ended up in jail, charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.