So this leopard cub, at cat school, gets in trouble for getting answers on another cat's papers during a test. The principal calls his mother and lets her know what happened and that he wasn't honest about it when they asked him if he did it or not.
So the leopard gets home and the mother cat stops him at the door. She says, "Son, I'm so disappointed in you. Your school called and told me what you did and that you were dishonest about it when asked! Listen son, I didn't raise no cheetah and you better stop that lion!"
(that was an x-3 original joke there)
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