Lion Jokes

Lion Jokes

An unemployed graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream.

An unemployed graduate was looking out for a su...

A pilot crashes while flying over an African jungle...

He survives the crash and is taken captive by t...

A boy gets a job at the zoo.

On his first shift, his manager asks him to fee...

The kid is not Esus

Although he was born years ago in Bethlehem.

H...

I have the Heart of a Lion....

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo...

I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo.

I learned to watch my back

after seeing a dude kill his brother &
then t...

I have the heart of a lion..

..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well balanced meal.

How did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

A young boy holding a tiger lily walks past an old man on a porch......

.......and the old man says "Where you going so...

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Guy brings a giraffe into a bar...

The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bar...

At the Zoo

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo...

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Who's King of the Jungle??!

This lion is prancing through the jungle bein' ...

A man and his giraffe

A man and his giraffe walk into a bar. The gira...