I must be getting old...

While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry...

So here goes...

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**1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?**

***Correct Answer :*** Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

*This question tested whether you tend to do simple things in complicated way.*

**2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?**

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator ?

Wrong Answer !

***Correct Answer :*** Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and then close the door.

*This tested your ability to think about repercussions of your previous actions.*

**3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animal are attending except one. Which animal did not attend ?**

***Correct Answer :*** The Elephant. The elephant is still in the fridge. Don't you remember that you just put him in there ?

*This tested your memory.*

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,


Now, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities...

**4. There is a river that you must cross but it is used by big crocodiles. You do not have a boat. What do you do ?**

***Correct Answer :*** You just jump in river and swim across. Have you not been listening ??? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

And tha... tha... tha... that's all folks !

Edit : Spelling errors
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