Ok so the Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe was on in theaters and the audience were concerned about the performance of Aslan; the character was moping around and slurring his words. After the play had ended and complaints were sent in, producers examined Aslan's costume and sure enough, they found drugs stuffed in the costumes foot.
So the police get involved and question each actor in order to get to the bottom of this. One actor's demeanor was suspicious to the police and they pushed him hard for answers.
Police: "Were you the actor who played Aslan?"
Man: "No!"
Police: "Then you wouldn't mind submitting blood samples?"
Man: "Uhh... Uhh sure, go for it, yeah"
Police: "And you wouldn't mind being submitted for a polygraph test?"
Man: "Ok, anything to prove my innocence!"
So the man takes the polygraph test and he completely bombs it. The police come back in and the man says:
"Ok ok, yes it was me, I was lion."
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