Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Punishment


A man died and was taken to his place of etern...

Did you hear they just released...


Did you hear they just released a new Barbie d...

By death


Attorney: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your firs...

Criminal law


What do you call a person who assists a crimin...

Lawyer quickies 7


Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't...

I understand


Attorney: Now, Officer, besides the flushed fa...

Stories


How many lawyer jokes are there?
3, the rest ...

Bucket


What's the difference between a lawyer and a b...

Strange


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend as...

Lawyer One Liners #2


** How many lawyers does it take to change a l...

Lawyer's Dog


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, runs ...

A lawyer and an engineer


A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the C...

Bad name


The trouble with the legal profession is that ...

Elderly Speeder


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...

New Law office


A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress...

Walking on Water


There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio bucke...

Freedom Cost Him An Arm


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Birth Control


An elderly woman went into the doctor's office...

Chief Justice


The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invite...

Get money to heaven


A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed wit...

Some Short Ones...


A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at...

High IQ


What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


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what is the difference between


what is the difference between a catfish and a...

Cocktail Party


A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktai...

How About That


Two law partners were walking down the street ...