A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked up the phone and said, "I'm sorry, but I have a tremendous case load and won't be able to look into this for at least a month."
He then hung up, turned to the young man in his office and asked, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"Nothing," replied the young man.
"I'm just here to hook up your phone."
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