Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Winking Man


A man with a winking problem is applying for a...

Space photography


The New York Times, among other papers, recent...

Choose


Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapp...

THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT


A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair ...

Insurance Money


A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old...

Open A Gold Course


A German, Englishman and American are travelin...

New stamp


Did you hear that the post office had to recal...

Ticket Please


Three lawyers and three engineers were traveli...

Dog Steals Roast


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Lawyers Grave


A woman and her little girl were visiting the ...

The Brass Rat


A man walked into a curio store and was shoppi...

Opening The Beers


A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first...

Wishes at law office


A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a p...

The Three Surgeons


Once there were three surgeons engaged in conv...

Blonde With 2 Horses


A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell...

Car Thief


Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes B...

Lawyers


A corporate executive received a monthly bill ...

Sharing on the train


A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a...

Tax's For The Dead


A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a b...

Want to go into space?


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...

3 Trained Dogs


There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey...

Did you make a donation?


At the United Way in a fairly small town a vol...

Lawyer's personal injury


A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and o...

Caught Again!!


You're trapped in a cave with a cobra, grizzly...

Get Me Another Lawyer


Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint m...