I understand


Attorney: Now, Officer, besides the flushed face, the weaving motion, the
staggering gait, and the odor of alcohol emitting from his breath, did you
notice anything else unusual about the defendant before you arrested him?
Officer: Yes. His speech was slick and third--or sick and furled--or I mean he
was very incoherent.
Attorney: I understand.

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