Farmer John's Mule
Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his p...
Lawyers Jokes
Guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see ...
The Lawyer's Generosity
One day, a lawyer was riding in his limo and s...
St. Peter
Following a distinguished legal career, a man ...
Prison Cell Graffiti
For a good time, hire a hooker,
For a lot of...
The Reply
After her conviction of murder in the second d...
Tick
What's the difference between a lawyer and a t...
2 Plus 2
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were be...
Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a b...
godfather
What do you get if you send the Godfather to l...
REAL Doc Vs. Attorny case
Attorney: So, doctor, you determined that a gu...
Are You Dead
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one mo...
sleep in the barn
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...
Roadkill
What's the difference between a lawyer and a s...
Thrifty Lawyer
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...
Lawyer vs goose
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do a...
I think
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see p...
Leaving money for the dead
A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a b...
What's wrong
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't...
Devil and lawyer
An attorney was sitting in his office late one...
Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint m...
Work Vs Prison
In Prison:You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cel...
Donation
The staff at a local United Way office realize...
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