Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Upset


Q: What was the first thing your husband said ...

No-one home


A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main w...

Skid


What's the difference between a dead dog in th...

How lawyers do it...


Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it conf...

Some stories from the american court of Justice


lawyer asks question to witness
Q:What happen...

A lawyer named 'Strange'


A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a to...

Terminal Lawyer


A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed wit...

Gorilla Removal


This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorill...

Flood


A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old...

Did you ever stay


Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr....

Island Fever


From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bear...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

A home in Heaven


A lawyer died and appeared at the Pearly Gates...

Double for Lawyers


A man walking on the beach found an empty bott...

Wasted Opportunity


Do you know the greatest example of wasted opp...

Panda In A Bar


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

Anyone Dislike Lawyers?


I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. Th...

Lawyers Grave


A woman and her little girl were visiting the ...

Hard To Get


It seems that a devout, good couple was about ...

C'mere pig


Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and...

Oceans of Beer


Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a s...

bad advice


Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one d...

Enema


Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who w...

The kind lawyer!


One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in ...

Job Application


An applicant was filling out a job application...