After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney,
during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Packard -- after you put the arsenic
in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse
for what you were doing?" "I did," she said calmly. "And when was that?" quipped
the D.A. "When he asked for seconds!" came the reply.
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