One day, a lawyer was riding in his limo and saw two men sitting
on the side of the road eating grass. He ordered his driver to
stop the limo and stepped outside. "Excuse me," the lawyer
started. "May I ask as to why you are consuming that green ...
plant?"
The skinnier man replied, "We have no money ... we haven't eaten
in weeks," the man pulled some grass out of his torn pocket.
"This is for my wife and-" The lawyer cut him off. "Come ...
Come with me! To my home! You deserve better than this dead dry
grass!" The two men looked at each other. The thin one said, "I
have a wife and 4 kids," he pointed to his friend, "he has a
wife and 8 children! Will you still take us in?"
The lawyer gave them a warm smile. "Of course! I feel it is my
duty ... Besides the grass at my house is nice and green ... and
at least 2 feet tall!!"
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