Thrifty Lawyer


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.


Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.


Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"


The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." said the butcher.


A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.


Attached to it was an invoice. It read: Legal Consultation Service $150

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