Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers in the lab


Why are research labratories using lawyers ins...

Hot Dogs


Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After ...

Bad Neighbours


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...

Cross examinaing a cop


The defense attorney was cross-examining a pol...

Bad Car Day


A police officer pulled over a driver and info...

Redneck Hotel


They had lived together in the backwoods for o...

Random


What do lawyers and sperm have in common?


O...

light bulb 2


Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a...

How many lawyers...


"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one...

Lawyers advice


Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot a...

Student debt


Applying for a job, the new lawyer was asked i...

Baseball Heaven?


There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting ...

Okay


The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'...

Lawyers in the Park


A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cous...

Lawyer One Liners #3


** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator...

How does a pregnant lady


How does a pregnant lady know she is going to ...

Who owns the cows?


After his graduation from college, the son of ...

bites


Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? P...

Highway Robbery


A farmer and his daughter were coming back fro...

Honest lawyer


What do you call an honest lawyer?


Broke.

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Nothing


What happens when you cross a pig with a lawye...

I was your bookie


Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, ye...

Lawyers Dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...

A STRANGE STORY


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend as...

Deathbed lawyer


Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right...