Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Business Smarts


The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new b...

Commandments


While summing up the State's case against the ...

Dunlop Rubbers


A young woman who was several months pregnant ...

Sleepy juror


A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examina...

Lawyer business card


Ben Dover And C. Howlett Fields
Attorneys At ...

BMW


A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the...

A Mexican bandit made a


A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing ...

Questions to enter Heavan


One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a ...

Lawyer vs. Gigolo


What's the difference between a lawyer and a g...

Lawyer in a Bar


A lawyer saunters into a bar and hitches up to...

Questions to get into Heaven


One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a...

Defending yourself


Judge: Are you defending yourself?


Defendan...

Paying Back


Two lawyers are in a bank when a robber runs i...

Dads a Lawyer


While two families were waiting in line to see...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2....

Elderly spinster


An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office...

NYC Miranda Rights


1. You have the right to swing first. Anything...

Chastity Belt Key!


In days of old, when knights were bold, this p...

Express Degree


An old man was critically ill. Feeling that de...

Lawyer quickies 1


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of ...

De-evolution


At the rate law schools are turning them out, ...

Robbing the club


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club b...

The Czech is in the male


There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a ...

Lawyer and vulture


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and ...

Frog noise


Two litte boys are talking to each other when ...