Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Never judge a book by the cover


A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat o...

It is part of my job


Defendant: How can you sentence an innocent ma...

Don't mess with the judge


There were three men at a bar. One man got dru...

3 Bullets


In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, ...

Medical Operations by Profession


Four doctors were sitting in the hospital loun...

Must See Annual Sale


It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the ...

Texas three kick rule


A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...

Can you describe it?


Attorney: You don't know what it was, and you ...

Yes sir


Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. ...

Court


"You seem to have more than the average share ...

How do you know if a lawyer


Q: How do you know if a lawyer is lieing


A:...

What's the difference


What's the difference between a lawyer and a t...

A good start


Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the b...

Jury fixing


Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on hi...

Trampoline vs. lawyer


Q: What's the difference between a trampoline ...

Lawyer quickies 5


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?A: An imp...

Ounces of brain for sale


A man went to a brain store to get some brain ...

Both?


Attorney: Could that be based on real symptoms...

All lawyers


"Everybody in my family follows the medical pr...

The Magic Frog


A man takes the day off work and decides to go...

Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Ass...

Gang Robbers


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club b...

Outrun the bear


Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted ...

Tax's For The Dead


A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a b...

Under Oath


"You seem to have more than the average share ...