A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old lawyers gave them a fight for their lives. The gang was very happy to escape. 'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got out with $25 between us.' 'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!' the boss screamed. 'We had over $100 when we broke in!'
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