Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Court witness


The prosecuting attorney had just called his f...

Two In One Grave?


A woman and her little girl were visiting the ...

Divorce


A farmer walked into an attorney's office want...

What is the difference between


What is the difference between a female lawer ...

Bribes


Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge fac...

The fight


Lawyer: Tell us about the fight.
Witness: I d...

Zipper Alert


A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt was at ...

Not Yet


Attorney: Have you lived in this town all your...

Goose vs duck


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawye...

Caterer


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous p...

Brand New Hat


An old lady was standing at the railing of the...

Terrorists attack


The terrorists have siezed the "Attorney Build...

The Laywer, the duck and the farmer


A big city, Colorado, lawyer went duck hunting...

Defendant's lawyer


A man was chosen for jury duty who really want...

Terrorists


"Terrorists abduct bus load of attorneys."


N...

First pick


Why does California have the most attorneys, a...

Don't Mess with


Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your...

Advice From A Lawyer Is Worth....


George and Lenny decide to cross North America...

Two lions


Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One...

A Kind Lawyer?


One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back...

The Devil and the Lawyer


An attorney was sitting in his office late one...

Too silly


Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as ...

Genie In A Bottle


Two men are walking along the beach on day whe...

A lawyers tomstone.


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend as...

Lawyer: Send Me


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...