The Czech is in the male

There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a large house up in
Washington state. Every summer, he would have a friend come by
for a visit, and this year, he chose a fellow lawyer from the
Czech Republic.


The were having a great time. Every day, they would wake up
early and collect berries for their breakfast, then they would
compare cases they'd worked on, then they might take a walk in
the woods or play a round of golf. But, one day, as they were
picking berries, a male bear and female bear came by. The male
said to his wife "I think the one on the left looks really
tasty." So, he gobbled up the Czech lawyer whole.


The other lawyer ran to his house and phoned Animal Control and
told them to come over to shoot a bear that had eaten his
friend. They cmae as fast as they could, and the frantic lawyer
told them everything.


"My friend had flown in from the Czech Republic, and he was just
staying here with me, and we were picking berries, when these
bears came by and one of them ate him!"


"Okay, just calm down sir, which bear was it?" asked one of the
Animal Control specialists. "The boy bear!" screamed the lawyer.


So, the specialist took aim, and shot the female bear dead.


"What are you doing? I told you that it was the male bear!"
asked the lawyer.


The Animal Control specialist looked at the lawyer and said
"Yeah, who ever trusts a lawyer when they say the Czech is in
the male?"