Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

With the door


A truck driver frequently traveled through a s...

Santa Claus


Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer...

Bad lawyer


hear about the lawyer that was sooooooooo bad ...

Whats Your Father Do?


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

lawyer in a tree


How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? ...

Criminal law


What do you call a person who assists a crimin...

drowning lawyers


Question: Do you know how to save five drownin...

The Kid n' Da Quarter


A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-...

When you know you must really be drunk


A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt...

Telling the truth


One juror overheard saying to another. . . You...

Valentines's day


A guy walks into a post office one day to see ...

Man walks into a lawyer's office...


A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquir...

Equal Opportunity


A local business was looking for office help. ...

Medical Experiments


The National Institutes of Health have announc...

Early shopping trip.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

Cross Examined


In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cr...

2 plus 2


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were a...

Can I take his place?


An attorney telephoned the governor just after...

1 ounce


A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her ...

Laywer, Son & Ethics


"Suppose son, that one day a gentleman comes i...

Old Age Eyesight


The old man was a witness in a burglary trial....

Courtroom Laughs


Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me ano...

Deer Tracks?


Two lawyers were out hunting when they came up...

A gun with 2 bullets


Q. What do you do if you are in a room with Ad...

Lawyer hit by a car


A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the free...