Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Suddenly


Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45....

THE FEMALE


A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a s...

All Buckled In


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...

How Many Lawyer Jokes?


How many lawyer jokes are there?


Only 3. All...

Screw her


Two divorce lawyers were having drinks in a lo...

400 lawyers


Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at bottom of t...

MIT Grad Jobs


Reaching the end of a job interview, the human...

Three lawyers and


Three lawyers and three engineers are travelin...

Nuclear weapons


Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?


If one...

Prosecutor's name


An attorney ran over to the office of his clie...

Courtroom Gaffes


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Ass...

Bronze Rat


A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sh...

Lawyer raod kill


A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...

Blind Fight


One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty ...

Female Lawyer


Q: What is the difference between a female law...

What do have when a lawyer


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his...

I suppose I earned enough


An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man wa...

Lawyers Running Late


Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, ...

Two small boys


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

Job seeking


A persistent job-seeker once appeared before P...

Gothic


I hate you you mother f####r dirty b####h ba...

When i go to work


Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning...

Street


A client who felt his legal bill was too high ...

Vampire


Why didn't the vampire bite the lawyer?


Prof...

You Seen Your Wife?


A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But,...