Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They
stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced, "Those are
deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our
prey." The second lawyer responded,� Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are
out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day." Each attorney
believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to
their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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