The Kid n' Da Quarter

A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The
kid is spinning a 25 cent piece in the air and catching it
between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps
into the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight
into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts
choking, going blue in the face, and his dad starts panicking
and shouting for help.


A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive, but serious
woman in a navy blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in
the market, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the comotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on
the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her
unhurried way across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and squeezes. Gently
at first. Nothing happened. Then she squeezed even more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the 25 cent piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand. Releasing the boy, the woman pockets the coin and walks
back to her seat in the coffee bar, without saying a word.


As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
effusively thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before--it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"


"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I'm a divorce attorney."